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United States
I am an artificer.

I sculpt.
Clay, cloth, wood, metal, pixels, polygons, lines, words, data...
All sculpting to me.

I'm in the process of starting a doll-making business.

To do:
1.) Cleanup
2.) Molds and tools need made
3.) A production cost prototype has to be made (slot filled)
4.) A production speed prototype has to be made (slot filled)

Sally is my development prototype. She's been an absolute joy and pleasure to make.

Chat Contacts:

Trolls, you're too late.
I have regained my senses and composure and did some awesome successful stuff! ;p
Attack at your own peril. :|

:iconspotlightplz:YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON:iconspotlightplz:

Ooookay, One.  Last.  Time.

For all the brain-dead little retards who feel the need unearthly compulsion to say something about me having "used a real human skeleton to make a fuckdoll", I have some very bad news for you...

You do not possess free will, you simply lack that property of sentience.
You *MUST* obey the Fucktard Collective (similar to The Borg, but hopelessly derped up beyond all salvation), you have no choice.
It is not your doing.
You HAVE no doing, no soul.
You're just shells controlled by a social collective that has no self-awareness.
No thought, no will.
I would say "go to Hell", but there's nothing to you, Like little biologically-formed chat-bots.

I hate to break it to you, but...'re just NPCs in the game of life.

Why do I say this?

1.)  *IF* someone were to do something like that, they'd be in prison with no Internet access in a flash.  I'm not in prison.
End of story.
2.) It's wood.  You see the pics.  You can see the irregularities, YET YOU CONTINUE TO PUSH ON KNOWING THAT IT'S A LIE!!! :|
3.) Do I actually need a third item?!
ohmygodwhyamibotheringtotypethis?  Oh, that's right.  I'm BORED!!! :aww:
4.) Have you ever stopped to think about *WHY* you do things like this? (yeah, I doubt it.  most people I talk to don't think, they just do stupid sh*t)
5.) I have YET to be presented an intellectual argument on this topic.
Some EFFORT?!?!  Just a teensy bit?  Please?
If you're going to attack me, at LEAST use some genuine CREATIVITY!  
I've seen more thought from bots on Yahoo!
I'm not exaggerating!

Anyway, I'm done.  I need a drink.

Get some brains!
Wait! NO!  Do NOT go on a zombie rampage! Dammit! Stop eating the villagers!
Ugghh, you f*ckers are hopeless.  Go do what ever the hell it is that you're going to do.

:iconverynotimpressedplz: Never underestimate the derp-power of :iconverynotimpressedplz:
            over-motivated morons in large numbers.

(I will link this to anyone who posts 4chan-esque idiocy on my page)
  • Mood: Movingon
  • Listening to: The fans of my computer.
  • Reading: Only what I type
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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OdysseusUT Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Thanks for the :+fav: :D
SeductiveUke Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
Hey! It's just me John. I have a proposal I've been thinking about since I've seen your oh so happy face again. :) I'm nervous to ask you but I'm also wanting to take the risk to ask you. Get back to me when you can.
sunfishparty99 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Professional Artist
Happy belated birthday
cqmorrell Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday.
Zexidous Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
Happy birthday!
hotbulletslug Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
 Seriously wtf is wrong with you, guy!
Happyjoy Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
this is gold! :lol:
MariaGutierrezdA Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for watching! :D
Gradendine Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem.

I'm a huge fan of...  pretty much everything on your page. ;p
DeviantWolf1408 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Student Artist
Hey there bud, it's been way too long. What's up?
Monochromatic-Mess Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the watch, while i confess your gallery scares me a little i find it intriguing, it's nice to see how you built sally from scratch and how you do what you like no matter who dislikes what you do :3
CheckeredCatDraggy Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
o3o *pokes with stick*
Volk-oseba Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
I saw a picture of your work posted somewhere (with the obvious implication that it was an actual human skeleton) and did a reverse image search... I wasn't too surprised to find out it's not real, but damn you've got skill.
Gradendine Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you kindly for the kudo's. :aww:
MrNamefag Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
WornOutConverse Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Saw the thing about your dolls on Tumblr and was suspicious... Turns out my apprehensiveness to believe was justified. Your work may be a little odd to some, but I find it beautiful in its own way. It takes true skill to create something so lifelike.
fighterdragon Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
thank you for the liam badge
pythos-cheetah Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
Zexidous Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Happy birthday!
SomeNavySEALs Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday brah, don't let those assholes waste your time.
PixlPhantasy Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!
Have a good one ^^
Nekot-The-Brave Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Happy Birthday :3
T0misaurus Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
Is it true that you killed your girlfriend,her body was never found and that you used her skelleton to make a Sally Acorn sex doll?
Locoattack1 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
u wot m8
Gradendine Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You, sir, are a retard. :|
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